First, someone in the opinion section of the Wichita Eagle defended motorcycle noise pollution by saying it was safer because it made the drunk drivers on the road wake up. Then I saw someone wearing a pair of gray cords that I sold to Arizona Trading Company last fall. Then I took a walk, followed an old man with a pipe and a houndstooth hat, and read that the Dow Jones was up 236 points. My newspaper stoop must not have sold because he turned around and asked me a question.
"Are you carryin' books?"
"Excuse me?"
"Are you Caroline Muchs?"
"No."
“She took an interview with me and paid $5.”
“Oh. Well I’d take an interview with you, but I can’t pay shit.” Pause. “Can I ask what the interview was about?”
A look crossed his face like he remembered something, or maybe forgot everything, and he slowly began to walk backwards across the street. It was like a car pulling up next to you and making you feel like you're moving, but you're on the breaks.
“Hello?” I guffaw lightly. Glance back to monitor his slow gait across the street and he looks back.
But I have a deadline. There must be something wrong with me because I saw a long-haired hippie wearing Mardi Gras beads and I somehow noticed his kind eyes and smiled at him. I guess sometimes I make the world more two-dimensional than it is because I think it’s easier that way, but it’s not. It’s just flatter.
5 years ago

2 comments:
try living in 5-D. the resulting telepathy can reveal things both great and ugly. not unlike a 500 lb. snapping turtle. but not exactly like it either.
I thought the 5th dimension was time travel backwards. If there's still a turtle involved, I want to know.
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